A Special Monday Splatter….

Brain Splatter…brought to you my best mates new parenthood. Congratulations to Ben & Amy for bringing their new born baby Aiden Connors into the world. I’m so incredibly happy for you guys.

Now to the splatter…

Who like tits on men? Is there room on this planet for women or men who have a fetish for manboobs? This is what you get for me being ill at home and having time to think about this kind of shit welcome to this week’s splatter.

OH.........DEAR...........GOD!

I need to needlessly hate someone. I don’t have any mortal enemies anymore. No crow, No stalker, No Gretel on TV. Maybe Lady Gaga?

I love reading conspiracy theories, the crazy ones like from Icke and co. FEMA killing us all and making the world population decrease by 90%. Or those people in the city who protest against Sept 11 being an inside job…ok, I actually believe them on that one…but it was 8 years ago kids…you won’t win, give up! They gave a lovely DVD pack though with some crazy stuff in there.

Video clip of the week: Fuck you, I like this song!

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Live clip (because I can’t find a non-embedded clip…thanks Universal music), great song…extra bit of funny, watch the lead singer at the end of the clip.

Should I go to ‘Youth Alive’ and fuck with the Christian kids heads…maybe I could make one cry, bunch of fucking lemmings…that would be serious fun.

I’m putting my hand up for this job, are listening you Australian Government. Give me 40 grand a year, a nice chair and some snacks (healthy ones please) and I will re-watch all the R-Rated movies before let’s say 1997 and I’ll re-rate these flicks for re-distribution. I’m pretty sure a bunch of these flicks are not R-rated for the most part now. Although i’ll give you one for free….Casino (the Scorsese flick) is still R Rated…just for the Joe Pesci baseball bat scene alone still the only death scene in film to make me cringe (even Saving Private Ryan’s first 30 minutes didn’t fuck with me like this scene did). It’s on YouTube you if want to watch it…but I warn you its nasty! No link from me on that one.

Did you know I’ve never been to a summer festival…not the Big Day Out, Parklife, or Southbound…how sad of me….oh well.

It’s funny to think how many of Today’s bands have referenced Bob Dylan.

Hmmmmm

I wish I was young enough to jump head first into a pile of stuffed toys. I’m still a child at heart…I don’t apologise for it either.

I love watching people spin out of control of their lives…that’s why I love Lindsay Lohan. Come give me a hug sweetheart.

Addict chic?

Itunes 9 review…they just changed the colours…yay.

I wish I studied Shakespeare at school, stating the bleeding obvious my god that man could write.

If you’re into Hip Hop, grab a copy of Jay Z’s ‘Blueprint 3’ (legal or otherwise) it’s downright unbelievable…what Hip Hop Music should be.

Fuckin hell, back in her day…Kate Cebrano was BANGIN’. But I like Mocha skin…yummo!

Yummo!

Worst Movie ever nomination: Roadhouse (1989)…who wrote the dialogue? They should be shot.

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I was just watching this on TV…I love this guy’s style. Adebayo (who is a Soccer Player for those who know nothing about Sports) was traded from English club Arsenal to Manchester City and this was his first game against his old club…he scores a goal for the new team and run to opposite end of the pitch to celebrate his accomplishment with opposing fans…my kinda guy. It’s even better fun with the mental Spanish commentator. GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I could never date any woman under let’s say 22 anymore…have you heard the typical 18-20 year old girl speak, it’s hideous! Yes, one-nighters are all good though. Don’t even start me on dudes my age fucking 17 yr old girls…you’re truly disturbed animals.

I had 3 days bed rest recently. I think should have written more than 900 words combined.

I have a HUGE….Headache.

When I was told to get Aroma Therapy…I went and bought a coffee…dunno why people talk about it so much…it’s just coffee….oh…never mind.

Anyone who believes in spirits and crystals and dream catchers…leave me the fuck alone!

Summer’s coming…hopefully I’ll be too.

When I heard the term ‘Gross Income’ for the first time, I thought of something dirty (I was 14 at the time), now when I see my gross income on my pay check…I feel dirty and disappointed.

If I had a girlfriend, she’d hate this blog.

I don’t trust Seals….they’re plotting shit. When they strike, it’s the Seal Clubbers that’ll be first to go…they’re totally fucked!

They're coming....

Karate Kid 2 sucked…a lot! Don’t watch this with Rose Tinted Glasses.

Who wants to be Jack Bauer? I don’t! He’s lost two women he’s loved, been beaten, shot, tortured and been through hell. I’ll be Dexter Morgan thanks.

Errrr....what the fuck!?

Gaga: Maybe she’s proving she’s a girl…as Alice Cooper said…’Only Women Bleed’.

Kanye West did the right thing at the MTV award…not saying Beyonce deserved the award, I couldn’t care less about the MTV award (they don’t either…hopefully). Kanye wins just for taking a microphone off Taylor Swift.

I think I might leave a new subject matter blog idea to the readers….what do you want me to write about?

Anyone feel like killing Telemarketers who ring your MOBILE! Fuck me…there is no privacy anymore. Yes, I know the irony of a blog-writer talking about privacy.

For an end to this blog…I leave you with a song.

*sings a song*

You pick it and sign it to yourself. I’m taking some Panadol.

Regards

Gav