Interesting social feedback…thanks to facebook.

I’m currently looking at my results with the “compare people” function on facebook. I’m finding out about what perception people have of me…it’s very interesting (to me at least).

NOTE: Take everything I say from this point on with a great deal sarcasm and humour, please….oh, and this is not cry for vote either…ok…you scumbags!

My worst ranking is 60th for a shock catergory “rather travel with” with a 1-5 win/loss record…interesting…but hey I travel alone anyway…people only slow me down. You trying to cockblock me in a bar in city i’ve never been is not needed either. I work alone! BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Something that was even more amusing was my 0-11 win/loss with my HAIR! Which places me in 57th place overall amoungst my facebook buddies. I didn’t even know you could judged on your hair….word of advice….ask the same question in 20 years….when I still have all of my hair.

The one that stings is the 1-7 win loss for “rather sleep with”…FUCK! 46th place for that one. I wonder who that one person was…bahahaha

More surprises….I had 2 wins (and 9 losses) in the catergory of best body…I deserve to 0-11 in that one!

Less shocking same record in “who is sexier” 2-9….what am I the sex Perth Glory?

3-8 win/loss for “better laugh” because very few people have heard my REAL laugh…that big loud thing is a radio construction and almost to make unfunny feel better about them selves….sorry once again.

3-4 win/loss for more naturally talented….what talents do I actually possess?….i’m not even a very good radio presenter, sheesh!

2-5 for “rather get stuck in handcuffs with”. Well because i’d find a way to get you off me…one way or another.

3-5 win/loss for better dancer….HOW THE FUCK DID I GET 3 WINS! Really i’m awful on a dancefloor (bad white man dancing!)…if I do dance it’s a female very close to me and she does all the movement….3 wins….sweet jaysus!

0-3 win/loss for “better father material”….no shit, sherlock!

The harshest win loss for a suprising ranking award goes to….”better catch” 2-11 OUCH! I guess those blogs about me saying “love is chemical addiction and a useless feeling getting you NOWHERE!”, worked obviously…*cut wrists*…… I’m wierdly in 22nd place in this one with that 2-11 record…there must be a lot of sad, single fuckers out there in my facebook friends list….poor bastards.

3-4 for people who are jealous of me……for what!?

4-8 for “more fashionable”…this one hurts, I dress well fuckers! (note: working in fashion retail helped me BIG time!)

Lets get some on to semi-positive catergories:

4-6 for “most loyal”…thanks to those 4 people….seriously.

3-3 for “most useful”….I find this funny….that 50% of people think I should disappear into the abyss.

4-5 “more generous”….LIES! Ask the any charity I have ever walked past about my generous nature. You may have stuff thrown at you for knowing me.

3-6 for “most attractive”…i reckon this went up a couple of notches due to my glamour shots (Thanks Bridget!)

My first plus .500 win/loss on this list 5-4 for most creative….meaning “most shit ideas with no chance of any one of them money-making”.

Only 6 people would hang-out with me for a whole day….and 8 other would not….*cries*. How about 2 hours?

5-5 for “better singer”! WOW! Tone Deaf much?

4-5 for “rather be trapped on desert island with” I think the 5 losses say intelligence on the part of those people, the other 4 wins would eventually become lunch….

4-4 for “rather dinner with”….as long as i’m not cooking!

4-6 for ‘most adventerous”…i think this will soar into a major win catergory very soon.

THE WINNING RECORDS!

There is a fair few…but i’ll put up the amusing ones.

7-4 for “most artistic”….should I buy a beret now or later?

6-4 “more confident”….people obviously don’t know the real Gav…..trust me thats a good thing.

7-7 for most cuddly…hug me and answer that again.

5-2 for best profile picture….money well spent on those glamour shots!

Money well spent.

6-3 “more famous”…i’m glad six people know I do a radio show…yay for 6 people listening to my shit. *burns down the studio*

5-3 for “rather live with”…ask my former roommates.

6-5 for “better listener”…WHAT THE FUCK!?

6-4 for “more likely to win a fight”….ummmmm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

6-3 for “better friend”….nawwwwwwwww shucks.

5-0 for “better taste in music”….damn fucking skippy!

8-1 for “most entertaining”…you love, you really love me!

8-3 for “most crazy”….now you’re making sense!

7-4 for “most organised”….read the Melbourne blog and vote again.

GAV WINS!

These are catergories i’m ranked No.1 in:

“More Outgoing” 7-2 (1st). No comment.

“Better Public speaker”14-4 (1st)….I’m glad i’m not friends with Barack Obama.

9-0 for “most talkative”….this is a perfect victory for me.

Hope you’re not asleep….

Regards

Gav