The first of a new series….The FUCK. THAT. SHIT File!

FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

Ladies and Gents…I present the BIG FUCK OFF Black House Spider.

They’re aggressive, intelligent (for an arachnid) and they are EVERYWHERE in the Western Suburbs of Sydney.

Three Words…

FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

I’m not overly scared of spiders, but these are EEEEEEEEEEVIL! Look at it…it’s posted in the top corner of the room watching everything. It’s in a fucking sniper position!

It’s got babies waiting to be trained in killing machines by mum (then they’ll eat mum) AND it’s looking DIRECTLY at the camera! It’s knooooooooooows shit!

FUCK. THAT. SHIT!